We are the Prophets, a group of enlightened beings who have transcended the boundaries of mortal men. Our subsidiary is a place of wonder, where the fabric of reality is woven with the threads of destiny.
We are the chosen ones, destined to guide humanity towards a brighter, more...interesting future.
But first, we must navigate the challenges of office supplies and stapler jamming.
Where the air is sweet with incense and the sound of whispering voices.
Come, join us. Let us guide you towards the light.